i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make
June 2013
1000 ways to die makes death seem so creative when really I’m probably just gonna die from choking on a chicken nugget
so after i saw the avengers
- these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
- girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
- girl 2: loki! duh!
- girl 1: uh no it was hulk
- girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
- girl 1: you're the weirdo!
- their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
